No I didn't unfortunately, no Trish Stratus in those days.

To keep from clogging up the What Are You Listening To Now... with things that aren't Steve Morse side projects, let's revive this.

I haven't seen WWE in a while, actually. Apparently, it's going to be Vince McMahon and Donald Trump- Hair vs. Hair at Wrestlemania 23.

Oh and the Masterlock has been broken .

I have to say I thought they both wore rugs already!

Uh oh. Guess who is going to a Wrestlemania party in Roswell????

Errr...........Errol Flynn?

I am. Too bad I've got to go to a Hooter's restaurant to see it but it'll be worth it when John Cena retains the belt.

Is'nt Roswell the place where they incarcerate all the aliens! Seems a funny place to have a wrestling party .

Oooooh let's pick the matches!

United States Championship Match
Chris Benoit vs. MVP

I don't see them making Benoit lose the same belt two years in a row.

Kane vs. The Great Khali

Khali is horrible and not in the funny Zeus kind of way. Let's just hope he doesn't injure Kane before this ends in a DQ.

Women's Championship Lumberjill Match
Melina vs. Ashley Massaro


RACHEL BOLAN OF SKID ROW FAME GETTING TIT-FRAPPED!

Ashey will probably win.

ECW Originals (Tommy Dreamer, Sandman, Sabu, Rob Van Dam) vs. The New Breed (Elijah Burke, Matt Striker, Marcus Cor Von, Kevin Thorn)

I like this New Breed group, even if it is a rip-off of an old Vince Russo idea. They'll probably lose.

Money In The Bank Ladder Match
Randy Orton vs. Mr Kennedy vs. Finlay vs. Matt Hardy vs. Jeff Hardy vs. King Booker vs. CM Punk

My guess is that Kennedy is going to win. Isn't Edge supposed to be in this one, too?

Battle Of The Billionaires
Umaga (representing Vince McMahon) vs. Bobby Lashley (representing Donald Trump) with Stone Cold Steve Austin as the special guest referee

Lashey is the new Brock Lesnar, be that good or bad, so say goodbye to Mr. McMahon's hair.

WWE Championship Match
John Cena vs. Shawn Michaels

Cena wins.

World Heavyweight Championship Match]Batista vs. The Undertaker

Undertaker hasn't lost at Wrestlemania before. I don't see that changing.

This is the Roswell that Scotty Pohlman is from:



He rules a part of the universe that Chet Knight hasn't discovered yet. Think of APA as America and Scotty as the Indians.

I know I'm talking nonsense now .

probably go along with all that...though I'd like to see Shaun Micheals win against Cena.....he might "lose his smile" otherwise

I was almost spot on with everything except for the women's match.

Remember the video of the crying wrestling fan I posted a while back? I WATCHED THE SHOW WITH HIM!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMwp2WpYPyY

There's the Crying Wrestling Fan of local fame.

Ian, you've got to hear this song! Hulk even mentions Wimbley!

El Santo and the Blue Demon!